I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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