Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
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He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
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In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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