Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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