i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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