I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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