wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
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Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
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The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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