I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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