Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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