So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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