Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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