she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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