ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
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