You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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