My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
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We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
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The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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