Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
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I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
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Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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