More tranny stories later!
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
