Me too!
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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