It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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