It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
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