therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
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Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
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I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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