arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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