you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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