she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
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good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
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Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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