I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
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just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
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If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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