doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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