do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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