How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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