Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
We're like a lot better than the average bears
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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