i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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