Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
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im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
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Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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