My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
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First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
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I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!