Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
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The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
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The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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