just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
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in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
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It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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