in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
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Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
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If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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