jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
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You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
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there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
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