I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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