no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I touched a dick in church today
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