Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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