Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
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