Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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