He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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