is your mom at the bar?
Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
i think i just lost a toe
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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