just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
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Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
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what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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