just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
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Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
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James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.