i just google imaged poop.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
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Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
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And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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