erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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