i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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