Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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