i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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