Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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