Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
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just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
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So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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