Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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