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say what?
wanna hang out?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
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I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
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I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
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