R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
i think i have two assholes
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
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He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
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He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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