Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
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My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
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I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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